How to get to Nirvana

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Introduction:

 

Contrary to popular opinion, nirvana is not a spiritual, religious, mystical, divine, holy, magical or experience. Nor is getting to nirvana proof of having achieved adept status in any one or all of the former ‘states’. Ancient tradition has it that nirvana (Pali: nibbana) means: blown out or extinguished; in other words, the elimination of the suffering (Pali: dukkha) caused by the restlessness (resulting in heat) caused ignorance (Pali: avijja) and which causes desire. Ancient brahmins and buddhists interpreted nirvana to mean: freed, liberated from (hence stopped, halted or ceased) samsara, i.e. from endless transmigration via endless births. In modern, science derived understanding, nirvana is interpreted to mean: freed from (hence stopped or halted) random motion (i.e. action, i.e. connectivity, i.e. karma), and which starts up form (or space) and time, hence life. Nirvana (i.e. cessation of random motion) happens in two ‘qualities’ (or stages), namely as relative and as absolute, the latter termed pari-(i.e. beyond) nirvana. Relative (hence with remainder) nirvana happens as a temporary (or local, hence with form) stop/cessation (i.e. system-in-operation shut-down). Relative nirvana is an’atta (or an’atman), hence subject to decay and death. Pari-nirvana ensues with absolute stopping/cessation (i.e. @ maximum entropy), hence, being without form, time or space (i.e. without remainder), indeed, without any quality (Pali: khanda) whatsoever, is not different from atta (or atman ≈ brahman), hence is deathless, i.e. not subject to decay, suffering and so on.

 

 

Steps

 

·         Return to and stop at go/start/birth (i.e. to any (hence relative) initial state).

·         Wait. As long as you don’t start, i.e. contact/connect (i.e. make karma) you are in nirvana.

·         Or, advance to stop/end/death (i.e. to any (hence relative) limit/goal, i.e. end state).

·         Wait. As long as you don’t return (i.e. deconstruct the achieved limit) you are in nirvana.

·         Or, get stopped (i.e. blocked or crashed) by an alternate start or stop (i.e. by a relative unit of action, i.e. a bit of karma).

·         Wait. As long as you don’t restart you are in nirvana.

·         Repeat steps 1,3 and 5 absolutely to achieve pari-nirvana.

 

 

 

Tips

 

·         The trick is to stop, i.e. to shut down any given process. Waiting (i.e. non-action, i.e. processing 0’s, i.e. sameness) at Go, Stop or at sudden death is nirvana.

·         If you don’t have a limit/goal/end/stop to advance to, borrow or invent one (of n).

·         If you don’t have a hot mess (i.e. an ongoing, unhappy process) to reduce (i.e. dump) to Go (i.e. the initial state of relative coolness), create one. Any mess (i.e. any disordered, hence turbulent state) will do.

 

 

Warning

 

·         Returning to go/start/birth is dangerous if done too quickly.

·         Advancing to stop/end/death is dangerous if done too quickly.

·         Crashing, i.e. sudden death is dangerous, but fun.

·         Getting to nirvana is dangerous since all activity, hence animation, hence being, stops there.

 

 

Things you’ll need

 

ü     High speed (i.e. subtlety) physical and mental alertness

ü     Upgraded self-control

 

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